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Okay. I better talk about the second part. Ummmmmm........Planet of fire has the boring old Master in it. And he is really boring. And that seventies actor from Department S is in it. And, ummmmmmmmm........Turlough leaves. And its shot on Lanzoratti which is an island I never heard of. BUT LOOK AT THIS..... Fucking awesome!!!! Thus does Planet Of Fire gets from me... 10/10 Long So now we know what it takes - hey...Daleks! Yep, it takes Daleks to finally get Turlough to take his bloody tie off! Grimwade, having redeemed himself with Mawdryn, gets to have another crack at the Master... and Kamelion... and writing in a new companion... and writing out the last one he wrote in... and setting it all in some place called Lanzarotte! Should be easy! I wonder if he took one look at Turlough and said "you know, just cos I wrote him as a schoolboy, doesn't mean that he has to stay in his school uniform for ever"... so the first thing he does is get him out of the tie... and the next thing he does is turn him into a member of Bronski Beat... Planet of Fire is a pretty decent story though - bits of it are kind of Brain of Morbius, without Morbius or the Brain, and I actually enjoyed the fire bits of this more than the sisterhood in Morbius. For obvious reasons, part 1 is a classic - and for obvious reasons I was looking forward to watching Planet of Fire last night, but not looking forward to the rest of it that much. Turns out really though that Part one (bikini scenes aside) is shithouse and doesn't make much sense. planet of Fire starts off OK with the TARDIS picking up the distress signal and some crazy Dutch sounding guy and a corny American guy find said distress signal and it looks all alien like... nice build up... but... it never gets explained!! How did the signal get to earth? Why was it sent to earth? OK, so it was probably so we could look at Lanzarotte as Lanzarotte and get Peri on board - but still, it should have been explained... add to that an awful conversation between Peri and her step Dad, and some pretty corny stuff between Turlough and Kamelion, and it really isn't a very good first part... but the cliff-hanger's great - for once it's a Master reveal that isn't predictable! The rest of Panet of Fire goes really well. Sure there's some padding, but there are definitely worse things than watching Peri running around in a tied up shirt! And the backdrop is nice too (well done Fiona Cumming for suggesting it... and well done for getting on the gravy train with some nice side trips to keep checking it out - looks awesome!) - it looks really alien and very untouched... it's a nice touch after having Peri walking around alone for ages, looking helpless and slipping down a hill that looks like it hasn't been touched for centuries and just whimpering "somebody help me"... it's simple, but it really made me think she was stuck on another planet, not knowing anyone and really stuffed. And it's not only the padding that's interesting - the three main stories are good too. The Logar story (although it's certainly been done before) works well - and the bloke playing Timinov (who apparently is famous) is a very convincing believer. The long awaited Turlough story could feel like it's been tacked on at the end, but this time around I really enjoyed it - complete with the final "tell me the truth or I'll never trust you again" speech by the Doctor, it really gives a nice full circle feel to Turlough's journey (and I don't mean he gets invaded by men in dodgy rubber suits... although given what he's wearing, he'd probably be partial to that!). He's gone from the wimpy coward bully, to someone who's ready to face up to his responsibilities and past... Strickson does it really well too. And finally the Master story - well at least this one makes sense... although it's interesting that The Master knows about the power of the Sarn gasses and the Doctor doesn't. Using Kamelion the way he did works very well - and the final scene is very moving. Not because of the Master's performance though, but purely because of the Doctor's. He just lets him burn. There's no way the Doctor would have done that, but coming off the Dalek massacre, you get the feeling that he wants to rid himself of all things violent that follow him - you can see he wants to save the Master... but he can't do it. It's bloody powerful stuff that. The fact that he didn't die is irrelevant to Planet of Fire (as is his unexplained return)... as far as the Doctor is concerned, he's dead... and the Doctor didn't save him when he could have. And we also get the huge "fanboy" line - now is it "how can you kill your own?" or is it "how can you kill your own....?". If the internet had been invented in 1984, then you can bet chat rooms and forums would have been in melt down! Performance and production wise everything here is pretty good - it's not brilliant, but it's far from poor. When you have so many followers, you're bound to get some bad ones, but they all seem to do well here - in fact the only performance I didn't really like was Peri's stepdad... but he was OK as Kamelion, so he's forgiven. Hard to give a score to, cos I really do hate that the premise of Planet of fire is unexplained... but I love the performances of all of the main characters, and I love the way the Master and Turlough arcs are tied up... and I was surprised about how much I enjoyed parts 2 - 4... hmmmm... and I love Peri's scene... ok... 8.1/10 BTW - Planet Of Fire is the only 5th Doctor story not to have Tegan in it... Return to top of page
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